Ugly Shoe Club Seeking Members — Apply here!!

Birkenstocks have been chilling for a while so I’m kinda surprised I waited as long as I did to bite the bullet and finally get them!  But I invite you to try their warmth and goodness because wholly moly they ROCK.  These are sparkly silver so they’re practically the universe’s contribution of ugly shoes made just for me.  Because I was chosen!..I’m now a proud member of the ugly shoe club!…My dad said they’re ugly but guys think its okay to wear those damn locker slides with ankle socks…. so who thought that was a good idea? It’s not, I promise you. 
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